you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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