When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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