dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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