Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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