I'm drive I can fine osifer
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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