Define "chronic" masturbator.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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