That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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