dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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