Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Randomize
