just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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