We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
