i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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