i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Randomize
