She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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