All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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