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i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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