The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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