This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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