If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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