You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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