Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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