do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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