I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
