Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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