...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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