Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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