Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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