She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Is this like a preordered booty call?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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