a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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