Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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