is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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