just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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