I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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