It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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