So gin and wine won't be happening again
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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