We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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