? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
why is half of my head shaved?
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