so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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