He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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