i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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