Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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