whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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