in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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