Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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