Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I understand Curling. That high.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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