Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
