If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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