Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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