Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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