I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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