I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"