She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.