windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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