there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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