I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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