singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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