is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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