porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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