Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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